I have a small dog named Sand Dunes,
And he is afraid of non-blown-up balloons.
And a parrot named Fred who will squawk,
Every time he sees me with a piece of blue chalk.
And a cat that hates cardboard boxes,
And most things like plastic bags, doorknobs, and foxes.
Also a rooster named Blues,
Is afraid of my shoes and cock-a-doodle-doos!
I have two gerbils named Purple and Winkie,
And both are afraid of not being stinky!
That's it for them,
But what about me?
Can I have a phobia possibly?
The only fear that I often get
Is the fear of my weird little pets!
