Wednesday, September 14, 2011

My Weird Pets

I have a small dog named Sand Dunes,
And he is afraid of non-blown-up balloons.
And a parrot named Fred who will squawk,
Every time he sees me with a piece of blue chalk.
And a cat that hates cardboard boxes,
And most things like plastic bags, doorknobs, and foxes.
Also a rooster named Blues,
Is afraid of my shoes and cock-a-doodle-doos!
I have two gerbils named Purple and Winkie,
And both are afraid of not being stinky!
That's it for them,
But what about me?
Can I have a phobia possibly?
The only fear that I often get
Is the fear of my weird little pets! 

Thursday, May 26, 2011


Nothing is there when you are not,
Nothing is cold when all is hot.
Nothing is there when Everyone's here,
Nothing is is brave when all is fear.
No one sees Nothing 'cause Nothing is Nothing,
Nothing is healthy when Everything's suffering.
Nothing is there when Everything's gone,
Everything's short when Nothing is long.
Nothing has something except when there's many things,
Nothing is anything except for anything.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I am Eating Chips Right Now

I am eating chips right now, and I don't know what to say.
I'm sitting at the computer, though I'd rather go and play.
I have homework for my soccer that mom needs to know about,
And I wish I could be done with this so I could go on out.
My dog just licked my eyeball and I ate a bad burnt chip,
And I wish we had a fridge up here so I could get some dip.
I'm so sick of typing that I say I'm finally done.
Now I am going outside so I could have some REAL fun!

Friday, May 6, 2011

The Thing

                                                                 I know I need a haircut.
                                                                      Go away.
                                                        False alarm.
                                                               Let me in.
                                                       I'm cold.
                                                                Yum yum!
                                                 It's a wabbit!              
                                                        I've got it now!