My Weird Pets

I have a small dog named Sand Dunes,
And he is afraid of non-blown-up balloons.
And a parrot named Fred who will squawk,
Every time he sees me with a piece of blue chalk.
And a cat that hates cardboard boxes,
And most things like plastic bags, doorknobs, and foxes.
Also a rooster named Blues,
Is afraid of my shoes and cock-a-doodle-doos!
I have two gerbils named Purple and Winkie,
And both are afraid of not being stinky!
That's it for them,
But what about me?
Can I have a phobia possibly?
The only fear that I often get
Is the fear of my weird little pets! 

The Ocean's Face

The Wolf

Nothing

Nothing is there when you are not,
Nothing is cold when all is hot.
Nothing is there when Everyone's here,
Nothing is is brave when all is fear.
No one sees Nothing 'cause Nothing is Nothing,
Nothing is healthy when Everything's suffering.
Nothing is there when Everything's gone,
Everything's short when Nothing is long.
Nothing has something except when there's many things,
Nothing is anything except for anything.

I am Eating Chips Right Now

I am eating chips right now, and I don't know what to say.
I'm sitting at the computer, though I'd rather go and play.
I have homework for my soccer that mom needs to know about,
And I wish I could be done with this so I could go on out.
My dog just licked my eyeball and I ate a bad burnt chip,
And I wish we had a fridge up here so I could get some dip.
I'm so sick of typing that I say I'm finally done.
Now I am going outside so I could have some REAL fun!

The Thing

                                                                               Hi.

                                                                 I know I need a haircut.

                                                                      Go away.

                                                                       Squirrel!

                                                                  What?

                                                        False alarm.

                                                                    Lick.

                                                               Let me in.

                                                       I'm cold.

                                                                Yum yum!

                                                             Delicious!

                                                 It's a wabbit!              

                                                        I've got it now!

Pun Fun and a Simile

The radish beets the carrot in a long marathon,
And the celery stalks his prey upon the moonlit pond.
The lion told a tail of himself living on  Mane Street,
And the radish in the marathon, the carrot he did beet.

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The grass is like an ocean,
It ripples as if waves.
It holds a lot of living things,
And then it gently sways.

Audrie

Viking Ship

Hi there! It's Audrie's mom. I've hijacked her blog while she is away for the week. I just had to share her latest creation she made in her Warriors class. Last week, they learned about vikings and created tissue box ships. As soon as I saw Audrie's ship, I gushed [like any good mom does], but, really, I was quite impressed with her creation. [gushing] Here is her tissue box viking ship, complete with miniature viking:

Cutest viking ship in the world! [gush, gush]

Audrie will be back soon with more creative stuff.

xoxo

My Drawings of Pokemon

Names: Pikachu,



[Left to right] Raikou, Suicune,  Latias,

 Mismagius,

Umbreon,

[Left to right] Charmander, Totodile, Pichu, and Celebi.

Lavender and the Jelly-Filled Elephant

Lavender Trane,
She went insane,
And crashed into a window pane.
She said she'd eat an elephant,
Stuffed yummily with jelly, Flint,
How it would fill her belly, Flint,
Her destiny was lain.

And magically she ate it whole!
How she did it, oh Flint, I do not know!
But then we heard a glug and plop,
And next we heard a big fat pop!
And all we ever found was her top.
She must have been in pain.

So if you're ever starving,
Now you'll know,
Instead of an elephant...
Eat a rhino.

Audrie

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